Evening, all.

A friend of mine once told me that I should write a book of all the stuff I’ve gone through.  He told me that I had a singular knack for taking annoying, inconvenient, weird or downright awful things that have happened to me and telling them with a comedic twist.  Then more friends started to follow suit as I would recount various things that I’ve experienced.  After many years of pestering, I have finally given in.

What follows is a memoir of sorts, a chronicling of the strange things that have happened to me over the course of my 33 years and counting.  Here are some things to note:

  • Everything you read in here is true as best as I remember it happening.
  • They are in no particular order though some of them relate to one another.
  • While I hold no real animosity toward most of the people you’ll read about, I’ve changed pretty much everyone’s names.

That’s pretty much it.  Sit back, relax, and follow along as I recount some of the bizarre and real-life adventures that I have had.

I’m Josh Shoberg, and these are my stories.